News Flash! 2nd Fish Dies Mysterious Death

Socks here reporting on the mysterious death of the second fish to die in the Ashton household in the last two months. Maybe it isn't too mysterious since they were both about the same age. Alice was a white goldfish that had been part of the family for nearly three years. She has left her long-time friend Hugo, an orange goldfish, as sole survivor. Alice, you will be missed. All of us enjoyed many happy hours watching you swim, tantalizingly, just on the other side of the glass.